About Us
We are a highly unqualified yet extremely confident committee.
Our mission is to help virgins to lose their
fear, hesitation, overthinking, and imaginary scenarios
before anything else happens.
Results may vary. Confidence not included. Courage under development.
Committee Roles
President
Never dated. Gives relationship advice confidently. Offers unsolicited pep talks, keeps a spreadsheet of hypothetical dates, and practices pickup lines on potted plants.
Vice President
Rom-com expert. Nervous in real life. Rewatches meet-cute scenes for inspiration, writes mood playlists for potential encounters, and practices charmingly awkward small talk in the mirror.
Head of Research
Searches “signs she likes me” every night. Maintains a binder of 'evidence', runs controlled experiments like the two-text rule, and charts emotional responses in a secret spreadsheet.
Social Media
Posts deep quotes. Avoids real DMs. Schedules inspirational posts at 2am, curates perfectly aesthetic screenshots, drafts charming replies and then forgets to send them.